I thought I would take a break from preparing the Xmas Spurkey for tomorrow's festivities to do some blogging As you probably already know, a spurkey is a mock turkey fashioned out of turkey flavoured spam that is stuffed with a variety of other flavoured spams, devon, and canned corned beef and which is basked in butter, margarine, lard, and vegemite and lovingingly drizzled with a delightful beer, summer wine, and tomato sauce dressing. Believe it or not the Xmas Spurkey finds it origins in Pre- Christian pagan times. But, unfortunately, because spam had not been invented yet, the pagans had to sustitute a real turkey for its spam simulacrum.
Anyhow, readers, friends, I wish you a safe and merry Christmas and a prosperous and wondrous New Year that's filled with a serendipitous,salubrious and sanguine alacrity that is unsullied by any and all sadness, sorrow, remorse, or regret. May you enjoy an absence of shallow, preposterous popinjays. May you partake of a plethora of pleasures, a cornucopia of kindness, a stupendous stipend of serenity, a sonorous summation of sundry saliences, an epitome of effervescent and exquisite ecstasies. May you have an abundance of ambrosia, may you wine and on Dionysian delights. May a loquacity of gregarious and beatitudanous beauty bestow upon you a paragon of perpetual possibilities and positivities and above all may your new year, all of it, be happy.
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