The ABC Of Thin Walls

INT. NIGHT 

Apartment A
Man: C'mere, F*ckin' C'mere, I'll give you something to cry about!!!!!
SFX: General commotion, things breaking, woman screaming and
crying

Apartment B
Voices in unison: We call upon thee Satan...

Apartment C
SFX: Strange musical thudding noise

Night Apartment D
Wife: What is that guy in Apartment C doing?
Husband: I'm not sure but it sounds like he is jumping from
his lounge onto the floor while stricking the E chord on his
Bass Guitar.
Wife. What a f*ckwit. 

Apartment E:
SFX: A CHILD SCREAMING.

Apartment F:
SFX: Woman having an orgasm and the distinctive sounds of a
squeaky rubber duck.

Apartment G:
Boyfriend: Hey, listen, Duck-girl's at it again.
Girlfriend: Man, she really works that ducky.

Apartment H:
SILENCE

Apartment I:
SFX: Burglar alarm

Apartment J:
Girl: I AM THE QUEEN OF THE LILY PADS!!!!
Boy1: How much did she take?
Boy2: Dunno
SFX: Gunshots.

Apartment K:
SFX: SNORING.

Apartment L:
SFX: LOUD MUSIC; (House,Rap, etc) Drunk people talking loudly, stoned people laughing and giggling and making inane remarks.

Apartment M:
Man: HEY YOU C*NTS IN APARTMENT L BETTER F*CKIN CUT OUT ALL
THAT NOISE YER MAKIN', BECOZ IF YOU F*CKIN DON'T STOP
WITH ALL THAT BOOM, BOOM, BOOM CRAP THAT YOU CALL MUSIC I'M F*CKIN COMIN' UP AND GOING BOOM, BOOM,BOOM, WITH MY F*CKIN
GUN!!!!!!!

Apartment N:
Man: SHUT THE F*CK UP ALL OF YOU, I GOTTA GO TO WORK TOMMOROW.

Apartment 0
SFX: Sounds of woman being raped.

Apartment P:
Man: Oh,yes! Mummy,yes! spank my bottom, I've been a bad boy!

Apartment Q:
Woman: Our Father who art in heaven, hallowed be thine name...

Apartment S:
Man: That's it, bitch ,swallow it, that's what I'm paying you for!

Apartment T:
SFX: Barking Pit Bulls

APARTMENT U:
Little Girl: Daddy, why does Mummy wash her hands SO many
times?


Apartment V:
SFX: AC/DC's 'High Voltage' album being played with drunken boys singing along.

Apartment W
Silence.

Apartment Y
SFX: Water running and the Joy Division's: Love Will Tear
Us Apart Again.
Woman: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! MY BABY GIRL!!!!!!!!
Man: Go call 000, and Ill get her out of the bath,and try and stop the bleeding...f*cken stupid teenagers.... Hurry!

Apartment Z:
Woman: I love you
Man: I love you too